Man: Women are so lucky. They don’t need to shave their faces, and anytime they want a guy all they have to do is say ‘yes’, and they can have orgasms that last and last and last.
Woman: Yeah, lucky. Shaving legs, shaving armpits, shaving bikini area, make-up, periods, cramps, getting hit on by assholes, fending off pushy dates, nice guys who turn into pigs in private, contraceptives responsibility, pregnancy, giving birth, breastfeeding for at least a year. Men who can’t find the woman’s clitoris and don’t help her orgasm. Men who ejaculate right away and fall asleep. Jobs that pay two thirds of men’s pay. Yeah, lucky. Shut the fuck up.
